I don't expect anyone to have any great hauls right off the bat, so we can save hauls for next week. What I think would be a good idea for this week in particular is

  • a discussion of where and where not to hit.

  • whats your method of not getting caught

  • If you have been caught, whats your spicy story?

Any good advice I will put into next weeks thread.

Death to America

  • QuickEveryonePanic [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    When lifting stuff from department stores I used to always team up with a friend. One would fill their pockets and the other would not. We would go through the alarm gates at exactly the same time. If we missed a tag somewhere and the alarm went off, the one with the empty pockets would stop, throw his hands up and look startled. The other would just keep walking like nothing happened. Always worked for us.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The one time i nabbed something I just left alongside some random dude with an overloaded cart. It worked but I regret doing it to the poor guy now, teens are dumb and awful.

    • lvysaur [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The way I've heard this is a white woman and a black man team up, the white girl steals all the shit, the black guy walks out right after thus attracting the attention, then they split the rewards later.

      Could also work with a white male

      • QuickEveryonePanic [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        We're two whiteboys and it always worked. Security would just go for the low hanging fruit without fail. Never underestimate how much of our responses we automate