Source: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.228300/gov.uscourts.dcd.228300.45.0.pdf

  • LibsEatPoop [any]
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    2 years ago

    lol. "oh no the zoomers made a joke. they're trying to overthrow the guburment."

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Supposedly the Pentagon has a whole war plan for what to do if/when the Zoomers rise up en masse to consume the living.

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        when the Zoomers rise up en masse to consume the living.

        This implies that :grillman: are somehow more alive than Zoomers. They aren't. They're lead and cortisol elementals that remain animated (for now) entirely out of spite. :sicko-zoomer:

  • stevaloo [they/them, she/her]
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    2 years ago

    The government understands that it is common for persons discussing tax evasion online to refer to such activities under aliases such as "Yoshi" or "Mario" to conceal their true identity.

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Minecraft is a video game. Based on information provided by the FBI, the government understands that it is common for persons discussing criminal activity online to refer to such activity as occurring “in Minecraft” to conceal the true nature of the activity.

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    Come on, you need to explain to the 85 year olds in congress what a video game is before pushing all this info on them