• KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    So this was 100% something some guy made up because he got off thinking about how upset people were reading it, right? It just seems too perfectly tailored to redditor brainworms to be real, from being a sob-story from a divorced dad to the "karmic" end where he gets to be successful and happy and his ex wife is implied to be a drug addicted prostitute for the crime of mistrusting him.

    • supdog [e/em/eir,ey/em]
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      2 years ago

      I've never met women who would act the way every woman in a reddit story acts but that's just me.

  • CliffordBigRedDog [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    As for my son, I have seen no sign of him since he made his hotpocket, however for about 40 minutes now I've been hearing what I am guessing is 'dubstep' coming from his room. I don't know. I'm too old to even want to know.

    :michael-laugh:

  • Lundi [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Hands down one of the most fucked up cases of bad decision making after bad decision making. Everything about this post is just :chefs-kiss: The adherence to redditor advice, the dumb parenting, wiping hands clean of the mess at the end. Just pure brainworms.

  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]M
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    2 years ago

    yeah this was a wild fucking ride from beginning to end that i really shouldn't have started with my morning coffee

    • Lundi [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      "Life is good, I married a hot new girl, my former 15 year old kid who molested dogs is now in college getting very good grades, and my ex wife is hooked on drugs and works as a prostitute."

      Yeah, seems very reddit oriented lol

      • DrunkUncle [none/use name]
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        2 years ago

        Probably why it’s popular, but doesn’t make it less believable just because reddit people like it.

        Why does everyone always think it makes them sound smart to be like “this didn’t really happen”?