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Jesus christ. This plan is... perfect. How did NONE of the greatest communist thinkers never think of this?
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what if we had communism, but it was only for the Premium™ subscribers?
wait...
:thonk:
yeah i know capitalism is socialism for the rich is too reductive of a statement, but cut me some slack here :meow-knit: Xi pays me by the joke!
i'm the "you guys have been getting paid guy" as a CPC shill
where's my Xi bucks?
I will sign up for Hexbear Premium just to find out it's loving your trans comrades.
It will be worth it.
