The sheer skill it takes to unleash a disease that doesn't exist onto an unknowing population.

getting brainmelted by cicadas and rum

Doesn't matter. We aren't doing Havana syndrome anymore.

Not true

I got hit with the rays at Langely and it made me shit uncontrollably. I slipped on my chocolate syrup and bonked my head against a wall

Birds were flying over my head and my teeth were replaced with piano keys. Remember that next time you claim Savannah Syndrone isn't real

can i still get paid for having it?

Truly they were just Havana couple o beers

it's funny that everyone with a brain was calling this out for the obvious bullshit it is the second they started talking about it but it's taken years for anyone in power to admit it

Long Covid: I sleep

Havana Syndrome: REAL SHIT!?

State Government goons actually did praxis, grifted out of work pretending to be sick and wasted Empire's money with follow up studies and bills

What praxis have you done today?

after some investigation concluded that it was nothing, the Feds wrote a letter condemning the findings and calling the government ableist for saying their “disability” wasn’t real

Imo a lot of them probably just have long covid, which they totally deserve of course.