https://www.pcgamer.com/bmw-owners-are-figuring-out-how-to-pirate-their-heated-seats/

  • Woly [any]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine working at a factory installing seat heaters into cars knowing that the people who drive thosr cars won't be allowed to use them.

    It's like some high level modern art where someone builds intricate machines and then puts them inside glass cases where people can look at them but they never get turned on.

  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    BMW is probably fine with this. Without any sort of right to repair legislation, it liberates them of warranty obligations and costs them nothing.

    • ShittyWallpaper [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      Piracy advocates have been saying for years that piracy increases sales. I bet there’s something to that, even for heated seat subscriptions

    • Jadis [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Not to mention that some percentage of car owners would rather just pay the fee than deal with any workaround

      • Diogenes_Barrel [love/loves]
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        2 years ago

        actually i would. i don't care if the transit authority is worker owned and run by robo-Bill Haywood im still not paying a goddamn fare :screm-cool:

  • LGOrcStreetSamurai [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Having to hack a car for a some seat warmers is the shittest cyberpunk future stuff I can think.

  • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    YOU are not paying for a heated seat subscription

    I am not using heated seats because I cannot afford a car made this century

    WE ARE NOT THE SAME

    • Thordros [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Broke: no heated seats because your fancy BMW makes you pay a subscription fee and you're mad.

      Woke: no heated seats because you can't afford a new car.

      Bespoke: no car because you spliced a space heater into the cigarette lighter and started an electrical fire

  • Sharon [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    In some cases base model cars have all the expensive paid upgrade features built into the hardware but just disabled. Or just require an inexpensive part to activate a feature that would have cost $$$ if bought as an original option

    • Teekeeus [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      The most important life goal under our glorious liberal world order is to become the one who extracts the rent and enrich yourself at the expense of others. Fuck you got mine etc

      • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        It is pretty funny when libs think that applies to things like the cost of higher education or buying a home and not broadly to the entire extractive exploitative mode of production that is oppressing the entire world outside of a few coddled assholes.

        But its not funny like you laugh and laugh and laugh. It's funny in the form of what I call "rough chuckles" when you have no recourse but to laugh because the alternative is ragecrying.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      A big proportion of owners of new BMWs will be in the rent extracting classes themselves. They know how it works, they just don't like it when it happens to them.