https://nitter.net/nytimes/status/1558837107837358082?t=ODH6knRRuBz2NtMvTrK3tw&s=19
this is what the pigs do to you when you just chill on some rich boater asshole's property and mind your own business. rest in power, freya :pseudorca:
Now the King of Norway will have to sacrifice his daughter or his navy will be grounded forever.
Yeah I’ll be honest this sounds like the kind of thing that brings a magical plague or famine upon your lands
In Ireland this summer a walrus kept jumping on and sinking small boats, so people made a floating couch for him so that he had something to jump on.
In Norway they killed her
:norway-cool:
There are 250,000 walruses on earth and 4,000,000 norwegians
1 walrus is worth 16 norwegians
time to get crackin
This is why I hate Oslo, this would have never happened further north
"we tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!"
literally just tranquilize her (if necessary) and strap her to a helicopter, what the fuck lol
I would rather they tranquilize the humans who were disturbing her and then relocate them inland.
