This just pisses me off so much for some reason. Its also probably connected to that post yesterday trying to normalize hunger on Terf Island.
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This just pisses me off so much for some reason. Its also probably connected to that post yesterday trying to normalize hunger on Terf Island.
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I try not to be a food snob, but this is deranged, right? She's a fucking monarch, she has infinite ingredients at her disposal from around the world her country colonized and she has a chef so she doesn't even have to put in any effort to use them, and she settles for jam on white bread? Every fucking day? Sicko shit, and not the good kind
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The absolute last thing I ever want to do is to defend fucking monarchs, but what's wrong with eating simply even if you had access to basically any food imaginable? It wouldn't be my immediate preference in the same situation but if someone wants to eat a PBJ every day for almost a century then what's the problem?
I'm not saying it's, like, morally wrong. There's no problem here exactly, and the issue isn't with the simplicity of this dish's preparation. I just think it takes a frankly uncanny level of active and persistent joylessness to accept jam on bread for lunch every day of your life when the only thing it would take to have literally anything else would be to ask for it. Idk I guess food is just important to me because making, testing, and trying new dishes really helps me with my depression and seeing someone completely reject variety and novelty like that gets under my skin. It's like meeting someone who grew up in Narnia then came to the real world because their dream was to become a data entry clerk
wait a minute, that's not even a PBJ, there's no peanut butter
okay fine, this is a bit deranged but my point still stands
it's those superior Hapsburg genes that make the royal teeth flake apart and dissolve when eating unprocessed plant material, like a banana or a grape. HRH was taught to give her teeth a daily break with sugar goop on sponge loaf.
also, if she ate any fiber, the Royal Poopdigger would be out of a job!
the true mark of the British
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But I just don’t understand why you’d want to eat a jam sandwich every day!
Imagine every day you have dinner at one of the best restaurants on earth with a menu that will change according to your will and every day you order a fucking jam sandwich
It could be her rosebud. A memory of a simpler time.
It could be it’s because she’s British and anything that’s not white bread and jam is too spicy
It's just a ritual. Lots of people have weird little rituals.
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I don't even think :trump-moist: is the top echelon, simply louder than most.of them.
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Yeah that's fair