See you in hell

  • pooh [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I imagine a future where you can get a micro-wormhole surgically implanted in your lower intestines near the anus, so that any gas or fecal matter is just conveniently transported to some random spot in the universe and you never have to actually go poop.

    • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      brb writing a movie script about the shit-planet being spotted in the distance, on a collision course with earth

        • refolde [she/her, any]
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          2 years ago

          in hary pooter wizards dont use toilets they use magic to make the poopoo in their pants go byebye

            • refolde [she/her, any]
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              2 years ago

              https://twitter.com/wizardingworld/status/1081242428105998336?s=20&t=unOzBqp7pvBI6ClSYuXc8Q

              • pooh [she/her]
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                2 years ago

                Wow. That’s a pretty odd thing to have in a kids book. Isn’t this basically just teaching kids they can poop their pants without any consequences?

                • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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                  2 years ago

                  only a stupid muggle would go to a toilet. I went to Hogwarts so I push hot loaf standing in line at the post office, the grocery store, and even in bed.

                • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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                  2 years ago

                  Isn’t this basically just teaching kids they can poop their pants without any consequences?

                  That's the point. She wants all the kids to be cis and covered in poop.

                  Also Hogwarts somehow still has toilets, but they're mostly there to bully people in or start a fight or run into monsters. I'm beginning to wonder how bad constipation is among terfs.