"I'm not really worried about the Chinese government having my stuff. What are they going to do with it? They have no jurisdiction over me. I'm much more worried about the US government tracking me."

"Ugh, you think the government is trying to track everything on you? Conspiracy theorist much?"

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    “Why would the Italians be tracking me and what can they do to me?”

    This is when you tell them about the Parmesan Mafia

    • OgdenTO [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      I mean, there is a pretty well known Mafia from Italy that is still active all over the world