Bullying Maine lobstermen is cool and good.
This is a piece I wrote which gets a little into the economics of Maine, in particular its lobster industry. A consumer advocacy group in California recently advised people not to buy Maine lobster due to the industry threatening the very existence of the right whale, and Maine lobstermen—every one of whom is petite bourgeois—reacted like a bunch of crybabies. My piece also makes fun of them relentlessly because they are by far the worst people who have ever walked the Earth.
This account is an alt I'm using because if any of these people find out who I am I will be lynched. As proof, I recently joined the Bug-Eating PMC Karen Caucus at my local DSA.
I think OP already has an account here, he just wants to be extra anonymous for this post.
It might be a little out of like to say someone can't read, but on the other hand if a group of people is rabidly anti-intellectual and anti-education it's not kinda appropriate.