Me after working retail: I can tell if you own a house by the way you speak. We are members of different species.

  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Back when I worked at CVS, I had a customer berate me for not knowing how iPhones worked

    When I told him I couldn't afford a smartphone at all, he looked at me like I had passed through a flaming hole in space-time

    • D61 [any]
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      2 years ago

      Them: "Hey employee, have you tried this 50$ item that the store you work at sells?"

      Me: laughs in poverty

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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        2 years ago

        Oh, you should have seen the glares I got when I hurt my ankle and was sitting on a stool