Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoCaffeine was invented by capitalist to squeeze as much productivity out of you as possible.message-squaremessage-square61 fedilinkarrow-up133
arrow-up133message-squareCaffeine was invented by capitalist to squeeze as much productivity out of you as possible.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square61 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareKobaCumTribute [she/her]hexbear31·2 years agoI'm pretty sure it was actually invented by plants to kill things that tried to eat them, only for people to come along like "omg cool literal poison, I love this" and actively propagate that plant all over the world. link
minus-squareBerserkPoster [none/use name]hexbear3·2 years agoIt's not really poison to us though, just bugs :bug-facts: link
I'm pretty sure it was actually invented by plants to kill things that tried to eat them, only for people to come along like "omg cool literal poison, I love this" and actively propagate that plant all over the world.
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Same story with capsaicin
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and THC
It's not really poison to us though, just bugs :bug-facts: