Trump wriggles his way out of this one

  • BigBoopPaul [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The “how dare you sir” libs are like the severed head of an animal reliving the last few seconds of the fight that killed it.

    Some years ago, I witnessed a deer galloping by the road and mindlessly turn headfirst into traffic, getting struck by a car. Myself and another onlooker stopped by the side of the road and stood helplessly as it was in its death throes, and eventually, nothing. A cop stopped by, threw me some gloves, and asked if I would mind helping her move the carcass off the road. As soon as we touched it, the deer burst to life, air galloped on its side for a split-second, and finally croaked. It was a pretty scarring experience.

    In a morbid way, reading this made me laugh and feel better.

      • Awoo [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        "Can you help me move this dying animal?"

        "No! Fuck you! ACAB" wheelspin exit

        • emizeko [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          thank you, this is the post I wanted to make and it's had me laughing for fifteen minutes

          • Awoo [she/her]
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            4 years ago

            Middle finger out the window as you burnout down the road.

            Dead Kennedys 'Police Truck' blaring at full blast.

        • _else [she/her,they/them]
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          4 years ago

          cops who have their hands full of dying animals aren't shooting children. I unironically endorse this.

        • joshieecs [he/him,any]
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          4 years ago

          what in the holy fuck. dude was practically dearrested and they beat him up to hand over to the cop? is that what i just watched?

          of course it must be or it would be upvoted on that shithole sub.