6’3 with my boots on
I know it’s supposed to be sweat but I always think it’s a bukkake aftermath on first glance
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Yes this is true. Big fella shows off his belt buckle then unbuckles it
"Wanna join our BLM movement to stir up more shit?"
Very convincing dialogue
my cousin once said he was approached by an antifa type in 2016 while in line to vote who said to him "Hey, want to burn this fucker down in the name of socialism?"
yeah ok man, a single lone black bloc protester approached you outside the courthouse in a town in the deep south with a population of less than 500
Could be the FBI getting desperate
"want to burn this fucker down in the name of socialism? Please?"
Yeah, that's right. I attacked the NPC and he ran away. That's just how high my stats are, thanks to this +4 Magic Belt.
What do you mean? BLM is known for recruiting large white guys in cowboy boots to stir shit up
Those boots? 12" platforms. Dude's rocking the Spice World look.
MF's walking around dressed like the Elton John pinball wizard.
there are two conservative fantasies like this I see all over facebook. There's this one, where it's an imaginary confrontation with some kind of gay leftist who surrenders immediately upon the threat of violence. Then the other one is a confrontation with some kind of service worker, like a cashier or receptionist at a doctor's office who is hesitantly trying to enforce some imaginary leftist law like pronoun enforcement or sudden 100% tax increases. In those stories it's presented as moral and good to shout at a cashier.
Did Zuckerburg write this? Because it sounds like it's writing by someone who understands human behaviour only in theory.
Besides, 6'3 (without boots) is pretty tall, but it's hardly awe-inspiring huge.
As a 6'1 person (without boots) anyone taller than me is a giant no exceptions
Everyone taller than me is a freak giant. Everyone shorter than me is a short baby. I’m the perfect height
6'3" "in boots" is not noteworthily tall, and nobody would refer to you as "huge". I rate this post 5/5 pinocchios.
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That antifa supersoldier's name? Albert Einstein.
And then a really pretty woman came up and said "thank you for saving us from antifa supersoldiers please let me be your wife"
And then everybody clapped.
Then I got a phone call from Donald J Trump to congratulate me on defeating antifa and he said he would make me VP in 2024
What? Why are you laughing?
Laughing-crying emoji is such a chud favorite and I don't fully know why. :agony-minion:
Cause they're always having a normal one, and they're fine. Just fine! Why do you keep bringing it up, I said I'm fine!
:up-yours-woke-moralists:
And it's always deployed to demonstrate how extremely tough the author is. If the story didn't intimidate me before, I was definitely spooked after imagining the hotdog-bun necked motherfucker laughing so hard he's crying.
It's one of those helpful belt buckles which tells us who needs to be bullied
