only funnier version would be if his parents hyphenated their last names: rich white-guy

Ace Attorney ass name

Nominative determinism strikes again!

Say what you want about the angloids but you've got to hand it to them, they are really good at naming their villains.

White people are not real

But are they friends with Sophia Money-Coutts?

jesus, the simulation is just fucking with us

He should go by "Dick" instead

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