I don't think anyone would ever notice. There have been stories of people doing this kind of thing in legit office environments, even sometimes living long-term in the offices without ever being employed. Just wandering around sometimes with a clipboard or whatever, nobody questions it. I can't imagine Walmart people would be any more observant.
One of my first jobs there was a guy that always carried around a clipboard because it made it look like he was busy while he wandered around the store bull shitting with other employees, he was a real inspiration for 20 year old me.
If you can pull this off at the Google offices or someplace similar that's top chad material since you can steal tons of free swag. Unfortunately all those companies started taking security a lot more seriously after some guy got caught after doing it and even sleeping in spots where cameras couldn't see for a couple years.
I don't think anyone would ever notice. There have been stories of people doing this kind of thing in legit office environments, even sometimes living long-term in the offices without ever being employed. Just wandering around sometimes with a clipboard or whatever, nobody questions it. I can't imagine Walmart people would be any more observant.
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Man, Bullshit Jobs was such a good book.
Just picked up The Dawn of Everything. Loving it lots already.
One of my first jobs there was a guy that always carried around a clipboard because it made it look like he was busy while he wandered around the store bull shitting with other employees, he was a real inspiration for 20 year old me.
If you can pull this off at the Google offices or someplace similar that's top chad material since you can steal tons of free swag. Unfortunately all those companies started taking security a lot more seriously after some guy got caught after doing it and even sleeping in spots where cameras couldn't see for a couple years.