As a hamburgler, I'm incompatible with officer bigmacs. They represent order and rigid personalities while I'm a believer in chaotic good and having fun. If you looked at me you'd immediately know I'm a stereotypical hamburgler through-and-through. Every morning I wake up and look at the sesame seeds on my breakfast hamburger to know what my day is going to be like. It's going to be a real shit day.
french fries are in retrograde lately, really fucking my shit up
The whole universe has been out of whack since the McRib came back. It injects so much dark energy and disrupts the natural cycle. I have to make entirely new hamburger charts every time it's debuted.
I shudder to think of the children who were born when mcrib was in exaltation. The future is bleak!