Eh, sometimes you get lucky. In german lib-nerd spaces there's a widely circulated textbook paragraph of a man called WIlhelm Blumberg who got a fine in Nazi Germany for exclaiming, towards a swastika flag, "What kind of c-word-rag is this?" before throwing it on the ground and adding "I will shit on this!"

Which on all accounts sounds like some made up internet bullshit but a german redditor actually went through the trouble of combing the archives and it turned out to be totally real. Sometimes people are just based as fuck (I think we can forgive the guy the c-word here, it's not a direct translation anyhow)