"yeah, im sorta an opportunistic syhponer actually."

that is a real guy who exists btw i didn't make him up

  • The_Dawn [fae/faer, des/pair]
    ·
    2 years ago

    ? I'm not sure what's surprising here I'd say most thefts are crimes of opportunity. It's like when you ask professional burglars what their MO is and it's just "I tried all the houses with lights off until one of them was unlocked."

  • macabrett
    ·
    2 years ago

    Isn't that the point of locks though? It inconveniences someone enough that they move onto the next thing that hopefully isn't locked.

  • kissinger
    ·
    edit-2
    1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • Ligma_Male [comrade/them]
      ·
      2 years ago

      good old individualist solutions that don't address the systemic issue that creates a dingleberry with a gas can and hose

  • emizeko [they/them]
    ·
    2 years ago

    No Context Russia

    about half the time the "joke" is how much immiseration was caused by the illegal destruction of the Soviet Union

  • xXthrowawayXx [none/use name]
    ·
    2 years ago

    That’s 100% a six dollar solution to the little tab that holds the door shut snapping off that squints at picture Toyota tercel