Hold on, it was your idea I should live with mummy and daddy forever. It was your idea that housing should become an investment like stocks.

Italian upbringing means that It's not really seen as weird for me to stick around, but I would still like at least an apartment in the city. I unironically think the reason they "invested" in the cities is for suburbs to become the more affordable option, which ultimately "saves" me from myself, who would otherwise move into a city and make friends, especially with gasp weirdos!