If heaven bans me for having my hands full of penis I will face god and walk backwards into hell
Well it's not a ban, you just have to be able to climb the ladder.
This image: Don't even think about touching dicks.
Me: Well now I'm thinking about touching dicks.
I normally don't grab onto my dick when climbing a ladder, but whatever
The penis as one of the 3 points of contacts on the ladder allows for faster climbing.
For some reason the message and the image together just make me think of a ladder made of penises. Not severed penises or anything, just a weird, knotty amalgum of penises shaped as a ladder.
just a weird, knotty amalgum of penises shaped as a ladder.
Now I'm thinking about the extremely NSF:volcel-judge: game, Genital Jousting.
This has literally my problem every time I need to climb a ladder #handsneverfree
I bet you could launder so much money thru an org called stopmasturbationNOW
I can hook one arm around a rung and take a little masturbation break at any time though!
nsfw
You know what, I think you're right.
https://allthatsinteresting.com/chastity-belt
what if each rung on the ladder were a penis. bet you never considered that :sicko-flipped:
I could totally climb a ladder one-handed, penis firmly in the other, all the way to heaven. Guaranteed.
