• 7bicycles [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    doing a Victims of Communism calculation for Castros body count

        • ssjmarx [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          So the amount that people masturbate is a really wide distribution, with like 20% of people doing it less than once a month and 20% doing it more than four times per week and the remaining 60% spread out evenly between those two categories.

          2 or 3 times a day would be pretty high, likely in the top 5%, but as long as you're not experiencing pain or showing any of the signs of addiction (ie choosing to do it even situations where you know it will be harmful to you), it should be fine.

          • ElGosso [he/him]
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            2 years ago

            The top 5% of masturbators are cumming two, three times a day, while some people can't even get off once a week! :bern-disgust: this, to me, is unacceptable

          • kristina [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            id do it roughly every day before hrt and hated every second of it because it felt like an unquenchable urge. now itd be wild if i do it once per 3 months. far prefer fooling around with the bf anyways

            i fuckin love hrt :cat-trans:

  • The_Walkening [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    I mean this must be some sort of bullshit figure based on the fact that he probably fucked a lot and someone said "wow Fidel fucks like twice a day, every day". And then some CIA dude did the math.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    in 1960 1.4 million people lived in Havana. ~half are women yeah?

    228,000 in the whole country were his age in 1950, like 1/5 of the population are in Havana--->like 45,000 women his age would be in the Havana area... so a measly 14,000 people of Castro's generation & proximity avoided sleeping with him :sweat:

    • 7bicycles [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      doing the islandic anti incest app but it's a huge stolen ibm computer in the 50s to figure out if you're eskimo siblings with castro

  • Coolkidbozzy [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    The Cuban dictator allegedly slept with 35,000, Ramon told the New York Post.

    "He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades – one for lunch and one for supper," the insider said.

    "Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast.

    "I don’t think he would have stayed on as long as he did if not for all the incredible women he had access to as president."

    https://www.ladbible.com/entertainment/fidel-castro-highest-body-count-35000-women-971436-20230115

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    Hey as long as it was consensual I have no problem with Fidel fucking 23/7, with a one hour break to eat, poop, and take a nap.

  • anaesidemus [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Maybe "slept with" is not euphemistic here. He just slept, as in fell asleep, with new women every night.

  • Comp4 [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    I only remember there was this one CIA Assassin that was sent after Castro. Instead of killing him.... she had sex with him (multiple times I think). Castro had almost magical game it seems.

    • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      He literally put a loaded gun into her hand and said, "You can't kill me, no one can kill me" and by her own account, she knew he was right

      • 7bicycles [he/him]
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        2 years ago

        His bit about the moral vest seems like a joke but then also there's this and like 800 other attempts or so he got out of fine.

        • FidelChadstro [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          i wonder if he met the witch from Big Fish who can show you how you die if you look in her eye, and that's why he knew not to fear assassins

        • bobdolesflaccidunit [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          You get an extra life for every fascist or slaver you overthrow. It’s in the Bible I’m pretty sure.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          2 years ago

          Sometimes I wonder if the CIA didn't make up the number of times they tried to kill him so people would think they're less competent than they actually are.

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      I think it was actually that she slept with him then was annoyed that he wasn't as interested in her as she was in him so the CIA recruited her to kill him then she couldn't go through with it

      • Comp4 [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        Thats very much possible Its ages that I read the story somewhere.

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    2 years ago

    evil communist magicks gives one unlimited sexual stamina & seduction powers

  • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Funny how when you liberate all the women in your country from a life of forced prostitution and sexual slavery at the hands of the mafia a bunch of them want to fuck you