This is the fight Commander has been training for his entire life. Noem doesn't stand a chance.

Commander has the opportunity to do the funniest thing any dog has ever done

The dog should not be shot, though the reason you think it should be shot is the same as why I don't think so: because they bite secret service members.

Wait, this isn't the onion.

Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick

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I think the dog is the thing in the whitehouse that least deserves it.

Courting the cop vote by running on the dog killing ticket?

"stop it, you're making the dying kkkracker empire look bad"

Incredible mind, needs to be studied

Hexbear on cats vs noem on dogs who wins this mighty clash of minds

dogs have more emotional depth than Noem

What is it called when you do character assassination on yourself?

Like she hasn’t already dug the hole.

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