How about Dutch Socialist politician Tiny Kox: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_Kox

Ed, Edd, and Balls

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See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pik_Botha

His name straight up means "cock" in Danish.

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His wife, Yvette Cooper, did not take his surname; no Balls for Yvette.

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Ed Balls

The Right Honorable one is strangely larger than the Left Honorable one

lmao, gottem