DickFuckarelli [he/him] to chat • 1 year agoJust Had a Colonoscopy AMAmessage-squaremessage-square43 fedilinkarrow-up142file-text
arrow-up142message-squareJust Had a Colonoscopy AMADickFuckarelli [he/him] to chat • 1 year agomessage-square43 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareElGosso [he/him]hexbear4·1 year agoWhy didn't you do the cologard thing where you put your poop in a box and mail it instead link
minus-squareCummunism [they/them, he/him]hexbear11·1 year agoim high risk(Lynch syndrome) and can't do that. Also: "Cologuard only detects large precancerous polyps 42% of the time. A colonoscopy detects the same polyps 95% of the time and they are removed during the same procedure." If you want it done right, get the colonoscopy. link
minus-squareElGosso [he/him]hexbear7·1 year agoThen someone could just take the Cologard six times in a row and the results would be even MORE accurate than a colonoscopy :galaxy-brain: link
minus-squareemizeko [they/them]hexbear5·1 year agoI put my poop in a box and mail it to random doctors out of the phone book just for fun, I'm so protected link
Why didn't you do the cologard thing where you put your poop in a box and mail it instead
im high risk(Lynch syndrome) and can't do that.
Also: "Cologuard only detects large precancerous polyps 42% of the time. A colonoscopy detects the same polyps 95% of the time and they are removed during the same procedure."
If you want it done right, get the colonoscopy.
Then someone could just take the Cologard six times in a row and the results would be even MORE accurate than a colonoscopy :galaxy-brain:
:think-about-it:
I put my poop in a box and mail it to random doctors out of the phone book just for fun, I'm so protected
This is now a goal.