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i do gardening explicitly with only white, pink, and blue fruits and flowers for the purpose of making trans flags on my porch :cat-trans:
The best thing about this website is being able to say I'm a furry and just deleting my account if people think I'm weird
As long as you're not a MAGA or nazi furry literally no one here will care, furries are comrades.
No there's lots of things weird about being a furry tbh
But being weird is not bad, it's just not the norm
It's spicier
As long as you're not hurting anybody else, it's okay to do weird stuff
- Jesus, I think
I wrote xenophilic erotica in the past and people praised my characters and dialogue lol
Lol somewhere out there the greatest work of prose ever has already been written, but nobody has ever noticed because the content is about fucking aliens.
Sort of like the "Time Humping" series that Susanne wrote in Orange is the New Black? :posad:
Um. Does the line 'Do you know why we made your girlfriend play non-humanoids' ring a bell?
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That's such a niche story, I can't believe someone else actually read it
I just spent 10 minutes trying to find the Independence Day slut copypasta chainmail on Reddit I hope you're happy
I gotchu
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HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 🍆💦😩 don't be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴"THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING"🔴 it doesn't matter if you're a down-ass 😏😏😏 ALEXANDER HAMILTON type bitch or shy and thick like BENJAMIN FRANKLIN 🍑💦 send this to 10 other freedom lovin' sluts🇺🇸 or you'll be thrown away 💁🏻🚮 like tea into the water 🐸☕️🌊 don't forget your Independence Day CUMMIES!!!💦💦💦
This may not be a surprise to some here, but my weird hobby is watching grifts. The bigger and more absurd, the better. The Zucc's "metaverse" counts, and of course so does Star Citizen.
I have no money in such grifts, which in a way makes them fun instead of stressful for me to watch. :joker-shopping:
I used to do it a lot more, but I really like learning accents. Maybe you'd call it a subset of my interest in language and lingusitics. I love when I learn a new sound and how it works in the mouth, like the "ɬ" in Nahuatl or the "ɖ" and "ɖʱ" sounds in Hindi. Or the moments of gestalt where you learn how a whole way of talking sits in the mouth, what the neutral position is, where the sound tends to resonate. It's just a lot of fun.
Another!
IDK that I'd call it a hobby but I occasionally fall down wiki holes and spend an hour practicing an accent, a voice, sometimes non-speech stuff like gestures or poses. Something about figuring out all the little nuances of controlling my body is fascinating.
Not this time mr. :fedposting:
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I print and bind my own books
I've been working on an open problem in combinatorial graph theory for about 3 years now, not sure if that counts as a hobby but it's my biggest passtime asides from videogames.
I've been playing bagpipes for over 10 years now. I've also recently started 3D printing them.
Whoa like parts or the whole pipe? I always thought being able to make your own instrument was really cool, but it wasn't really possible when I played the saxophone.
I can make the drones and blowstick, which are the most expensive parts of the instrument. Still have to buy a bag, reeds, and a chanter, but it cuts out a significant expense.
