come, watch in awe and fascination as a girl stress vomits so much she should legally be dead! feast your eyes upon her transformation from human to waterfall! bask in the warm radiance of the world's newest and largest ocean!

bleeeeh

Today is the day I go to court to beg a Florida judge to pwetty pwease grant my name change from [obvious boy's name] to [obvious girl's name]. If it goes well I'll report back, if it doesn't :shrug-outta-hecks: :do-not-do-this:

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    • Kuori [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      thanks comrade! :soviet-heart: hoping i can keep my insides inside while i talk to The Law

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      yeah i'm really hoping he's just like "okay that's nice sure why not bye!" 'cause like, if i were a judge i'd kinda feel as if my time were being misused

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      Germany not only requires approval by a judge, but two independent psychiatric exams that are frequently super invasive and full of transmed shit (literally anything else in our legal system where expert testimony is required only asks for one exam). The libs and greens agreed to change this recently, then the libs got cold feet and discovered they want to validate every terf delusion about trans people and now there's been an unending tug-off war that has resulted in a bunch of new forms of discrimination being smeared all over our new self ID law all while i'm waiting for that law to pass so i can get my name changed without having to pay 2000 € out of pocket to get my human rights violated.

      And i'm still glad i 'm not in OP's shoes, no matter how many nerves that shitshow has cost me it can't be worse than living in small town florida as a trans woman.

      • Kuori [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        jesus christ girl that's awful. the bureaucracy here is bad and the laws we've got incoming are gonna make life a nightmare but that sounds like total fucking hell.

        is all of that seriously just for the fucking name change??

        • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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          2 years ago

          Yes, just for the name and gender entry change on my birth certificate. Up until 2012, bottom surgery was also a requirement. Getting gender affirming care is easier, but it still took me nine months on waiting lists to go on HRT, and i know people from more rural areas who have been waiting for over a year and get gatekept by their endo with stuff like "you're too old and too overweight for this".

          • Kuori [she/her]
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            2 years ago

            bottom surgery was also a requirement

            nine months on waiting lists

            you’re too old and too overweight

            :agony-limitless:

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  • kristina [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    i was luckily able to avoid having to appear personally :meow-knit:

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      girl i'm glad, this shit is nerve-wracking.

  • Owl [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Good luck!!!

    PS: If the judge approves you have no reason be stress vomiting, and if the judge rejects you then you should save it for his face.

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      thanks comrade! :meow-hug: it's a huge relief to have it done

    • Kuori [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      :party-blob: :party-blob: :party-blob: