The right combo of toppings and condiments turns your boring ham sandwich or whatever into a veritable treat, and for cheap too

Currently enjoying adding red onion, cherry tomatoes and tiny little pickles

Bonus question:

When you eat a sandwich, do you nibble away the crust first

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Hell yeah. It would probably be my last meal if I was facing the electric chair. With a little Unagi on the side.

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        1 year ago

        my last meal if I was facing the electric chair.

        I'd ask for a special serving of unadon that had two extra slices of eel. Plus tonkatsu or maybe katsudon. I'd be bloated but it wouldn't exactly matter.

          • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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            1 year ago

            The State of Texas got mad so they - cough - killed last meals.

            [Ninja edit. I already formatted everything. And then from I googling I learned the murderer was in a "white supremacist prison gang" in prison and was in prison for murdering a black man. I won't be sharing this last meal joke again.]

            Last meal

            Texas

            Lawrence Russell Brewer • Murder • 2011 • Lethal injection

            [He asked for..]

            Two chicken fried steaks smothered in gravy with sliced onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger with fixings on the side, a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers and jalapeños, a large bowl of fried okra with ketchup, one pound of barbecue with half a loaf of white bread, three fajitas with fixings, a Meat Lovers pizza, three root beers, one pint of Blue Bell vanilla ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge with crushed peanuts.

            Brewer's request was granted, but he refused the meal when it arrived saying that he was simply not hungry, prompting Texas to stop granting last meal requests to condemned inmates.

            • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              Leave it to spite filled mayos to ruin a good thing. I am reminded of that satanic murderer who requested and proceeded to eat a bible.

              As an atheist all I can say is "hate the man not the mission" for that one. At least he was willing to chew down on the Good Word. When's the last time an Islamophobe ate a Koran?

            • SoyViking [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              I'm sure several US states has a dedicated office for petty evil whose job it is to constantly come up with small to medium-sized dick moves to do against those who were unable to defend themselves.