• Weedian [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Him and his dad are already gay for doing laundry

  • Lovely_sombrero [he/him]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    I remember Felix making a joke (on that podcast) years ago where he was like "fellas, is it gay to shake hands with a man", and now that is where conservatives are right now.

  • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    The only appropriate way to greet another man is to grunt with your brow furrowed and bite down on raw steak

    • nohaybanda [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Maintaining eye contact, mouth full of raw meat, to demonstrate how aggressively not gay I am

  • UlyssesT
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    2 months ago

    deleted by creator

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Remember how Pim Tool implied that Neely deserved to die because he was supposedly saying homophobic stuff to one of the passangers?

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    This feels like the exact same moral panic from 2002 when everyone was mad at Walmart for selling French wine or they were mad at the Dixie Chicks.

    This seems worse and more pathetic somehow. These weird reactionaries might as well start saying Target has gay cooties.

  • HornyOnMain
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    2 years ago

    is it gay to say good morning

    yes it is gay, you're gay now and you'll never be straight again

  • TreadOnMe [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    Do they not remember when leftists literally burned and redistributed a Target during BLM?

    • sweatersocialist [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      and the conservatives cried for the target like it was their grandma's house where they said their first slur

    • HamManBad [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Both the liberal and conservative media have worked hard to retcon the idea that BLM was a liberal movement spearheaded by the progressive wing of the Democratic party. If you asked them, they would probably remember that event as Target giving a donation to the protestors.

  • kissinger
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    1 year ago

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  • largefather [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    i don’t like or listen to [cumb town] and yet i feel compelled to reference it here.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It used to be that I could say "Goodmorning" to whoever I met and it would only be a problem if it happened to be at night. Not anymore. Yesterday, when I went to the laundromat to watch my security maim a peasant, I said "Goodmorning" to the owner and suddenly my chest felt heavier. I look down and see a giant pair of knockers. What is going on?

      :live-tucker-reaction:

      • TerminalEncounter [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        :jordan-eboy-peterson: these poor young men are being tricked into bimbofication *sob* they come up to me and try to shake my hand after shopping ar Target and I have to just push them away

  • KnilAdlez [none/use name]
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    2 years ago

    The correct way to greet a man of similar age is to say mornin' while tipping your hat. :brace-cowboy:

  • UlyssesT
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    2 months ago

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  • barrbaric [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Lmao is that tweet on the right actually real? Have I time travelled back to 2005?

  • Cummunism [they/them, he/him]
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    2 years ago

    conservative cis men truly are the worst scum on the planet. if you go around all day desperately trying to not be gay, then youre probably pretty gay.