I recall a scene in an old Finnish sitcom where a grumpy old man tells his wife a man is supposed to smell like sweat and shit
Honestly, let them.
It will just make us look better by comparison.
I remember Felix making a joke (on that podcast) years ago where he was like "fellas, is it gay to shake hands with a man", and now that is where conservatives are right now.
I've never talked to my dad, talking to another man? That's gay
Talking? Guess what. Gay. Yep. Only time you should open your mouth is when praying to god, otherwise you might as well be sucking a cock
"Getting gay with your dad" now includes sending a card for Father's Day.
The only appropriate way to greet another man is to grunt with your brow furrowed and bite down on raw steak
Maintaining eye contact, mouth full of raw meat, to demonstrate how aggressively not gay I am
Remember how Pim Tool implied that Neely deserved to die because he was supposedly saying homophobic stuff to one of the passangers?
This feels like the exact same moral panic from 2002 when everyone was mad at Walmart for selling French wine or they were mad at the Dixie Chicks.
This seems worse and more pathetic somehow. These weird reactionaries might as well start saying Target has gay cooties.
is it gay to say good morning
yes it is gay, you're gay now and you'll never be straight again
Do they not remember when leftists literally burned and redistributed a Target during BLM?
and the conservatives cried for the target like it was their grandma's house where they said their first slur
Both the liberal and conservative media have worked hard to retcon the idea that BLM was a liberal movement spearheaded by the progressive wing of the Democratic party. If you asked them, they would probably remember that event as Target giving a donation to the protestors.
i don’t like or listen to [cumb town] and yet i feel compelled to reference it here.
It used to be that I could say "Goodmorning" to whoever I met and it would only be a problem if it happened to be at night. Not anymore. Yesterday, when I went to the laundromat to watch my security maim a peasant, I said "Goodmorning" to the owner and suddenly my chest felt heavier. I look down and see a giant pair of knockers. What is going on?
:live-tucker-reaction:
:jordan-eboy-peterson: these poor young men are being tricked into bimbofication *sob* they come up to me and try to shake my hand after shopping ar Target and I have to just push them away
No, saying good morning to a dude is so gay, you might as well drop to your knees and start throating dick
The correct way to greet a man of similar age is to say mornin' while tipping your hat. :brace-cowboy:
(CW transphobia) Already a thing lmao
Grifters work at light speed in modern usa
Just checked the site, its 20 dollars for a 6-pack :agony-limitless:
Even if it is 100% genuine it still is a scam holy fuck
chud lite lmaoo thats what im calling that freedom ale or whatever tf that stupid shit was
Lmao is that tweet on the right actually real? Have I time travelled back to 2005?
conservative cis men truly are the worst scum on the planet. if you go around all day desperately trying to not be gay, then youre probably pretty gay.