I recall a scene in an old Finnish sitcom where a grumpy old man tells his wife a man is supposed to smell like sweat and shit
I remember Felix making a joke (on that podcast) years ago where he was like "fellas, is it gay to shake hands with a man", and now that is where conservatives are right now.
I've never talked to my dad, talking to another man? That's gay
Talking? Guess what. Gay. Yep. Only time you should open your mouth is when praying to god, otherwise you might as well be sucking a cock
"Getting gay with your dad" now includes sending a card for Father's Day.
The only appropriate way to greet another man is to grunt with your brow furrowed and bite down on raw steak
Maintaining eye contact, mouth full of raw meat, to demonstrate how aggressively not gay I am
Toxic masculinity is the mighty unstoppable force that built civilization and crushed the weak for all of time, yet it can crumble to dust if an alpha king has to buy tampons at the store for The Wife. :grill-broke:
Remember how Pim Tool implied that Neely deserved to die because he was supposedly saying homophobic stuff to one of the passangers?
This feels like the exact same moral panic from 2002 when everyone was mad at Walmart for selling French wine or they were mad at the Dixie Chicks.
This seems worse and more pathetic somehow. These weird reactionaries might as well start saying Target has gay cooties.
is it gay to say good morning
yes it is gay, you're gay now and you'll never be straight again
Do they not remember when leftists literally burned and redistributed a Target during BLM?
and the conservatives cried for the target like it was their grandma's house where they said their first slur
Both the liberal and conservative media have worked hard to retcon the idea that BLM was a liberal movement spearheaded by the progressive wing of the Democratic party. If you asked them, they would probably remember that event as Target giving a donation to the protestors.
i don’t like or listen to [cumb town] and yet i feel compelled to reference it here.
It used to be that I could say "Goodmorning" to whoever I met and it would only be a problem if it happened to be at night. Not anymore. Yesterday, when I went to the laundromat to watch my security maim a peasant, I said "Goodmorning" to the owner and suddenly my chest felt heavier. I look down and see a giant pair of knockers. What is going on?
:live-tucker-reaction:
:jordan-eboy-peterson: these poor young men are being tricked into bimbofication *sob* they come up to me and try to shake my hand after shopping ar Target and I have to just push them away
No, saying good morning to a dude is so gay, you might as well drop to your knees and start throating dick
How soon until some :porky-happy: grifter invents Chud Lite and sells it to :frothingfash: ?
(CW transphobia) Already a thing lmao
Grifters work at light speed in modern usa
Just checked the site, its 20 dollars for a 6-pack :agony-limitless:
Even if it is 100% genuine it still is a scam holy fuck
chud lite lmaoo thats what im calling that freedom ale or whatever tf that stupid shit was
The correct way to greet a man of similar age is to say mornin' while tipping your hat. :brace-cowboy:
conservative cis men truly are the worst scum on the planet. if you go around all day desperately trying to not be gay, then youre probably pretty gay.
It's sad, but I think this is a trend that's been going for over a hundred years. Men used to be a lot more close with one another, used to show a lot more affection, used to hold hands and in some cultures still do, and you can see this all in old photographs. But the idea of performing masculinity is the type of thing that is subject to group polarization - over time everyone tries to "prove" their masculinity by being more masculine than those around them, pushing the boundaries of acceptable behavior further and further to the extreme - and with the invention of mass media all western men were suddenly subjected to the same cult of masculine posturing.
So now for a century we've been ratcheting further and further right on this issue, and while there was a split which created the camp of the nu-male the camp of the traditional man continues to get more and more exclusionary and extreme. They are so deeply mired in this mode of thinking and performing masculinity that they will continue to invent newer and more extreme expressions of it, all the while cloaking themselves in mental cliches ie calling everyone who disagrees with them "woke" to protect themselves from any dissenting viewpoint.
