this may be the most deranged pro monarchy post I've seen to date (For my mental well being I beg you not to send me any monarchy posting that manages to outdo this one)
I don't know shit about how succession to the crown works so I honestly assumed he was Queen Liz's younger brother instead of his son at first. I still can't believe if he lives as long as her he'll be around til 2045, tho that's probably unlikely for a man I guess
Edit: well Prince Philip lived to 99, 3 years longer than his wife, so who knows...
Lower it or raise it but I'm good either way as long as the temperature change is large enough
Turning off all the lights on my private luxury jet for Earth Day
Remember how the white house Twitter once twote about how their economic measures were saving Americans 16 cents on a 4 person 4th of July bbq?
It's so fucking bleak that there are people out there being like 'he's doing his part!'. Holy fucking shit.
I think the term "eco-king" was invented just to make me in particular grumpy
They really think we'll buy that he's capable of swimming? If he does anything more strenuous than wave gently, every bone in his body will shatter instantly because of all the in-breeding.
He cant swim but he probably floats due to the gases in his decomposing body.
The picture with one small part of the massive building circled is so on the nose, great bit. Except of course this is entirely serious.
The woman who tweeted this is a ”royal contributor” for a bunch of things. Is there a cushier job in ”journalism” than writing fluff about the stupid royals?
I'm imagining him typing and it's just ghjivvgfssgjjyf and some poor intern has to turn on the fuckin enigma machine to decipher it
I saw monarchists on twitter praising him for having relatively diverse performers at his coronation, comments were like "King Charles uplifting black voices by having so many of them in his choir." Like it's a relatively multicultural country last time I checked, are they applauding him for not having a big "WHITES ONLY" sign at the gates of the palace??
