_____'s gone woke! THEY GONE WOKE! :frothingfash:

:up-yours-woke-moralists: Up yours woke moralists. We'll see who cancels who!

Spaghetti brain McCain + crying Megan .png (emotes not found)

Anotha kkkracka down :took-restraint: .

I'd like to see ol Donny wriggle his way out of this one ; he easily wriggles out of it

  • GoebbelsDeezNuts [any]
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    1 year ago

    I was watching the livestream at work when :matt-jokerfied: did the "Kill yourself and everyone around you" and lost my shit. My coworker came over and asked "What's so funny?"

    • KimJongFun [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Everytime I get reminded of this my mind goes straight to the cutup someone did of it with this Simpson's clip. Wish I could find it, it was perfect

    • ssjmarx [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Same, but it was when :matt: was asked about :funny-clown-hammer: and said "What, you want me to jangle keys in front of his face?" Funniest line of all time for me in that moment.

  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I still laugh when I think about Trump calling Juan Guaido "the Beto O'Rourke of Venezuela"

  • PissWarlock [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    I absolutely lost it the first time I saw somebody use :frothingfash: as a punchline emote.

    The dude looks like has rabies.

      • Aceivan [they/them, null/void]
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        1 year ago

        EDIT I FOUND IT

        I went looking for it but so far all I've found is this (and some other classic pastas)

        https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/rlA2mLBYtv.jpg?format=webp

        Edit fuck it just gonna compile all the funny ones from the day of I run across

        https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/qJYSbV9h07.jpg?format=webp

        I think I'm getting close, just found these two: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/9PmujdJ3nM.jpg?format=webp https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/XlYNOu0VUN.jpg?format=webp

        possible inspiration: https://test.hexbear.net/comment/725036

        • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          If someone can find a way to get all the posts from Jan 6th I will have an absolute field day. I know they're there somewhere

          • Aceivan [they/them, null/void]
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            1 year ago

            I just went to the test instance and sorted by old and scrubbed around page by page, I think I started on Jan 7 around page 1150. However the test instance is undergoing maintenance rn so you may have to wait. I bet you could also just dump all of them with the API but I didn't feel like it.

  • Awoo [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    :took-restraint: gets me every time, unlimited genocide

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    1 year ago

    I’d like to see ol Donny wriggle his way out of this one ; he easily wriggles out of it

    Ah well nevertheless

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    a month or two into the height of lockdown in late spring 2020 there was a meme posted on r/chapotraphouse of a bunch of healthcare workers holding up word signs that read "We Stay Here For You, Please Stay Home For Us." but the last guy in the bottom row holding "Us." was a naked man with a huge donger. it caught me by surprise and I laughed so hard my stomach hurt

  • prismaTK
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    11 months ago

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