CoolerOpposide [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agoChicago PD accumulates sick days at a rate of half a day every day, regardless of whether or not they workedimagemessage-square33 fedilinkarrow-up1123file-text
arrow-up1123imageChicago PD accumulates sick days at a rate of half a day every day, regardless of whether or not they workedCoolerOpposide [none/use name] to chapotraphouse • 2 years agomessage-square33 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareaxont [she/her, comrade/them]hexbear34·2 years agoChicago PD doing praxis by having pigs work as infrequently as possible link
minus-squareCoolerOpposide [none/use name]hexagonhexbear38·edit-22 years agoDon’t worry, it’s 100% counteracted by taking meaningless overtime link
minus-squareLaGG_3 [he/him, comrade/them]hexbear8·2 years agoAnd when they quit they probably get paid out for the unused time link
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]hexbear4·2 years agoWorse, i'm pretty sure their pension pay out is based on their last year's total pay. They pad things out ridiculously with long make-work hours they might not even show up for, then add all the bennies on top. link
minus-squaresooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]hexbear4·2 years agothis is too much of a stretch even for a joke link
Chicago PD doing praxis by having pigs work as infrequently as possible
Don’t worry, it’s 100% counteracted by taking meaningless overtime
And doubling the number of pigs
And when they quit they probably get paid out for the unused time
Worse, i'm pretty sure their pension pay out is based on their last year's total pay. They pad things out ridiculously with long make-work hours they might not even show up for, then add all the bennies on top.
this is too much of a stretch even for a joke