https://fortune.com/2023/06/27/frustrated-employees-loud-quiet-quitting-resignation-trend-worse-business-leaders-gallup/

  • Rojo27 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    How many of these "quitting" types are these people going to come up with? In the end people are quitting because jobs don't paid enough for the amount of shit that gets thrown on their plates. Doesn't matter how it happens. The root cause is all the same.

    • Grownbravy [they/them]
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      1 year ago

      "Workers have begun 'Gunpla Quitting' where they shirk their duties and instead build Gundam models on the clock, even as they return to the office"

    • MalarchoBidenism [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Cold-quitting: you stop responding to work emails

      Hot-quitting: you spam your boss' email with porn links

      Top-quitting: you start acting like you're the boss

      Bottom-quitting: you don't do any work because you need to ask for help but you're shy 🥺👉👈

      Clown-quitting: you and 11 coworkers steal the company car

      Joker-quitting: fuckin-deserve

    • LaughingLion [any, any]
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      1 year ago

      helicopter quitting

      where you quit by pulling down your pants and making that weiner do the helicopter

      its quitting but just for the fellas

      • daisy
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        1 year ago

        Luckily, those without penises can do the same with a quality strap-on.

      • VILenin [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Back in my PAPPY’S DAY the youths got themselves KILLED in IMPERIALIST WARS OF AGGRESSION instead of SITTING AROUND ALIVE like PUSSIES like the STUPID CHILDREN of TODAY

      • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        porky-scared-flipped: "Look at this stupid millennial modest-volume quitting. Whatever happened to COMPANY LOYALTY!"

        doomjak: "But this is a summer position and my dad's friend's ice cream shop. And I'm gen alpha."

        porky-scared-flipped: "COMPANY LOYALTY.....DEAD!"

        We live in the funniest timeline