N64/Gamecube era: I'm going to hype you up with a cinamatic intro and also I'm going to render a whole interactive 3D space with a catchy theme song for my title screen and save select screens.

Modern era games: Lol heres a .png of our promotional art and a piano tinkling. No intro.

I'm getting old.

  • VHS [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    millennial boomer-posting hours

    remember when video game manuals were like 100 pages long and glossy/full-color

    • Magician [he/him, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      I liked learning details about the characters or world that didn't show up in the game itself (hello, Final Fantasy 1-12). Now they just use in-game codices (hello, Final Fantasy 13-present)

  • alcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]
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    1 year ago

    I get it, but in the defense of PNGs, if you've ever set video setting too high and had to navigate menus at .1 FPS or had it start crashing on launch because it can't render the menu scene, fixing it can be painful.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      This! The worst is when you install a new PC game and they have decided, for some reason, to make the default video settings:

      • Windowed mode, as in a little window on your desktop
      • 1280x720

      And when you start this game it begins playing a dramatic cinematic intro.

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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        1 year ago

        800x600, full screen, 4:3, all minimum settings, and when you apply new settings the game hangs for at least three seconds with the button click noise repeating like a skipping record.

        gigachad source engine games

      • pyrpelo [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        and the AUDIO IS SO FUCKING LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I prefer the "4 hour video complaining about a 90 minute movie" format, myself

  • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Metroid Prime main menu still goes fucking hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjP0Ht9jReA

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    In a related way, I miss when box art (yes, games had boxes I'm old lolololol meemaw ) wasn't nearly so often "grizzled dudebro dragging a weapon with a trail of pretentious debris swirling or trailing around them." debord-tired

    • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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      1 year ago

      Star Wing (Star Fox in the rest of the world) Had some badass IRL toy models made for the box art!)

      You must be close to my age (on the younger side of the millennial spectrum)

      Show

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        I remember those!

        In a better timeline, there'd have been a Thunderbirds-like animatronic show. sicko-wistful

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        It was memorable; I still remember the name of the game and even playing it just by you saying "the banjo guy."

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    bibeo gaymes are such a serious business now, if you don't have a SERIOUS screen for SERIOUS GAMEY then it's bad and not prestige enough

    i too miss cool screens with banger menu musics sadness

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    1 year ago

    So I was chatting with someone about this the other day and it's a double edged sword. I was talking specifically about marketing and labelling but it applies here too. The trend in all design right now is simple and clear. This is boring as fuck. It's not fun. It just...is. And that sucks.

    However the big reason design is going that way is ease of access. The simper something is the easier it is for more people to use and understand. If your product is just a picture of a bowl of macaroni and nothing else, everyone should know what's in there even from a distance. If your menu is simple and clean anyone should be able to figure out how to use it. Etc etc

    So it sucks and it's not fun at all but it does make the product easier to access which is good too.

    • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      I have seen people who paralyze and defeat themselves by saying video games are too complicated for them. The girl who rates videogames for her boyfriend cried after defeating an Elden Ring boss because she thought video games weren't for her (can't find the clip). It corroborated what I saw in a video essay about a person talking about his girlfriend struggling because her lack of interaction with 3D spaces meant that some of the language of gaming was lost on her.[1]

      I can get higher than anticipated and interference with a non-linear dungeon in TOTK where I have to build my own solutions. Having absorbed the metaphor, it felt like I was having a conversation with the devs. If you don't have that understanding of how a videogame operates and what it wants from you, then it's much harder to grasp and you might find yourself getting nervous about being watched and get lost in a linear corridor.

      At some level I think they need a new player to, more seamlessly than you'd think necessary, be shunted into a tutorial so they see that the controls are intuitive and the objectives are clear.

      [1] https://youtu.be/ax7f3JZJHSw

  • WittyProfileName2 [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Blew my mind as a kid to see the background in Half-life 2's main menu change to match the level you were on.

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    A bunch of games I'm playing these days have fun menus. Darktide, Helldivers, and Deep Rock Galactic all have hub areas that act as menus for selecting missions, upgrading your stuff, dressing up, and chatting with other players.

    • pyrpelo [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      I love getting absolutely smashed in the Deep Rock Galactic lobby bar while waiting for my friends to setup their stuff.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        They're fun. All the stations in Darktide have a voiced NPC, and most of them will be your mission coordinator in some missions, so it ties the interactive menu area in to the actual gameplay. The helldivers menu area is the bridge of your space ship where you choose what planet to bring LIBER-TEA to, then everyone jumps in to their drop pod to start the mission.

          • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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            1 year ago

            I was really worried about the sequel announcement until i watched it a few times and saw at least a half dozen team-kills.

  • Kuori [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    dope-ass cinematic of link tooling around hyrule field on his sick ride

    gigachad-hd

    static promo shot of link's ass

    wojak-nooo

  • Yurt_Owl
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    1 year ago

    https://youtu.be/_junhS6c-A4 armoured core menu was goated because of the theme.

  • Hotspur21 [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I think part of this is because you use menus way less now that consoles have sleep modes/ quick resume. Like I played TotK for 100+ hours but I maybe used the main menu like 2 times bc I could just wake my switch and resume right where I left off. For old games you had to use them every time you played the game