Me and my boy are going tomorrow.
dress in maternity clothes and smuggle a pony keg strapped to the belly
EDIT: ooh, bring a baby carriage and hide the keg inside with a bundled-up plastic doll on top
ooh, bring a baby carriage and hide the keg inside with a bundled-up plastic doll on top
Used to be a common method of smuggling food in the Netherlands in WW2 (as in, I've often heard about it), especially during the Hunger Winter of 1945.
Accidentally snuck a bottle of booze onto a plane this way.
I confused my check and carry on bags, and the carry on had so many either throw out or measure and look up whether it was allowed, they missed the fifth of bourbon in the bottom.
Pretend you have a baby and need to pump breast milk. Go to a secluded area and start pumping Pepsi from your fake boob pouch
Bring a clipboard and hardhat, write "water for the warerpark" on the drinks. They'll think you're the water delivery person
If they let you bring sealed water bottles, you can dump out the water, replace it with a clear liquor, then use a couple dots of super glue on the ring to reconnect the cap. Just make sure you don’t use too much glue so you glue the cap on.
Drink it all before you go in then vomit it all back out into a container once in.
custom made body suit with pouches for fluid and dispensers coming out at each wrist
Print out the ADA, wrap it up as tight as you can, put some tape around it, and if anyone tells you that you can't have beverages beat them with it until they stop complaining.
Seriously though there are endless variations of pouches that are flat and can hide under stuff, pouches that fit in your bra, all kinds of stuff.
Or just bring pure distilled rocket flu/moonshine/everclear. An ounce of 180-200 proof distilled ethanol will get you good to go and you should be able to hide 1 oz of liquid just about anywhere. Just mix it with plenty of soda or something. And be really fucking careful about your measurements. Think about how drunk you get from 1oz of Vodka. 1oz of everclear is around 2.5 shots of vodka. If you're not careful with the stuff it will fucking annihilate you. It is literal fuel for literal rockets. It is "We started drinking on Friday and woke up on tuesday in another time zone with no wallet, no pants, and no idea how we got there".
i mean a fuckin water park won't pat you down, will they? flasks baby. they might search bags tho? idk i ain't been to one in a fukin minute
