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"That's not what my doctor says."

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  • duderium [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    It’s healthier for people not to wear seatbelts and then to get into car crashes at least a few times per year.

      • Ildsaye [they/them]
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        2 months ago

        Humans' increasing resistance to auto collisions is forcing cars to get bigger and deadlier to compensate. Eventually, evolution will force today's SUVs and pickup trucks to become either personal off-track locomotives or crab mechas