Guess why

The hexagon is the most revolutionary shape, and the North Pole of Saturn is where Comrade Claus is rebuilding the Soviet Union with his factory full of class-conscious proletarian elves

Check out this dope ass pole.

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Guess why

Saturn Santa has a thing for tesselating polygons.

There is a spectre haunting the solar system... The spectre of this dope ass bear!

Uh, actually it's a cube, sheeple.

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Wind currents moving in opposite directions?

Same reason bee hives are hexagons? Its a very comfy shape for things to fall into

It is due to a chthonic demon known as Hexbear

sphere packing

It's where Liberal Mountain, Saturn is located.

This is how we know Saturn is the sixth planet from the sun.

theres a circle in the middle of that hexagon

Saturn's haunted

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