An Asian guy, a black guy, and a white guy walk into a bar.

"Wow that blonde has nice tits" said the Asian dude
"Yea she's cute but her friend has BOOTY" said the black guy

They got on talking about women until they realized their friend was strangely silent--so they asked him what was wrong.
"Oh sorry", said the white guy. "I was thinking about both of your penises"