lmfao worst timeline is an assassination attempt on trump and he survives
p much. i thought biden was going to lose before. now im absolutely sure of it
TBH it's probably fake and lame, dude was standing for minutes after it happened
The part that gives me the most thought about it being planned was his response, he gets up and raises his fist? His security doesn't hold his head below cover and he just chills on stage for the photo op? If he was unexpectedly shot you'd think he would just be crying and shidding himself, maybe they are just poorly trained
Edit: In case anyone is reading this later it was definitely not likely to have been staged.
Yeah, Trump is not brave in the slightest. That's what makes it seem off to me.
Would he be effective against a former president running for office again? What a puzzle
Too late. Chuds are already acting like he died while praising him for being alive.
Yeah worst case scenario. Should have got the Abe treatment
That would have been worse tbh, every single Republican afterward would be even more openly fash, whereas this at least might fade in the background
Looks like another John Hinkley jr shooter who can't aim. Trump is unharmed and doing a fist pump with a bit of blood on his face is a major PR win for Trump.
Why? No one else has the sauce like he does. And chuds are gonna chud out for the rest of our lifetimes anyway. Him dying wouldn’t be that different than him losing except libs have to roll back their blue maga shit and return to civility fetishism.
Looks like it came up from his mouth, across his cheek, then hit his ear - was the shooter in the front-of-stage area?Edit: nope, on a roof
Apparently one of the bullets hit his teleprompter, which shot a shard of glass in his face
Source: someone posted this info on this website
Only the liberal driller, master of all types of firearm combat, could stop Trump, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
I had a nap and when I woke up I had no idea what going on. I was on Bluesky and on my main feeds filter out Biden | Kamala | Project 2025 | Trump
There were posts like this.
Welp here we go...
[Breaking news info graphic]
And somebody else posted...
The moron early-warning system is going off.
[Scott Adams tweet screengrab] This is on Biden
"What the ever loving fuck" - I said to myself. I should have simply clicked on my "Politics" feed which is only Biden | Kamala | Project 2025 | Trump but I'm always very sleepy when I wake up. So I came to Hexbear and that's then I learned what happened when I saw "LOL he got shot LMAOOOO". Sweet mother of god.
