The assassination of Franz was a comedy of errors. Didn't they have more than one pistol and a hand grenade all fail to go off before someone managed to merk him?
"All that stuff belongs to Germany, which just had war declared on by Britain because Britain was friends with Belgium, which was being trespassed by Germany in order to get to France to kick France’s ass because France was friends with Russia, who was getting ready to kick Austria’s ass because Austria was getting ready to kick Serbia’s ass because someone from Serbia shot the leader of Austria’s ass. (Or, actually, he shot him in the head.)"
This is the "everyone had a treaty to protect everyone else" thing?
No, the assassin missed his queue, so he went to a cafe for a sandwich. Then, the archduke's car parked at the very same cafe.
The assassination of Franz was a comedy of errors. Didn't they have more than one pistol and a hand grenade all fail to go off before someone managed to merk him?
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Yeah, but it looks like it's not true :( at least the sandwich part.
"All that stuff belongs to Germany, which just had war declared on by Britain because Britain was friends with Belgium, which was being trespassed by Germany in order to get to France to kick France’s ass because France was friends with Russia, who was getting ready to kick Austria’s ass because Austria was getting ready to kick Serbia’s ass because someone from Serbia shot the leader of Austria’s ass. (Or, actually, he shot him in the head.)"
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When the world needed him most, he vanished