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  • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Trump is out. This puts the election into more chaos. Biden is out. Now we're cooking. Both parties must scramble while everyone goes to the library and checks out books on what the fuck is supposed to happen next. Both parties try to fill the void left by the candidates, but they will only be glib facsimiles. Any plans either party had are now thrown off. They will not have the time or resources to focus on fighting us.

    Boom, Pelosi gets covid and dies. Congress must now elect a new Speaker when the new congress is seated after the election. Pelosi's seat in CA is open. You know what that means? Shahid. Oh no, what's this? Schumer is out. He has to step down due to complications from covid. The Senate needs a new minority leader now and his seat is vacant in NY. Diane Feinstein out. McConnell mysteriously disappears for weeks. Turns out he died and his family didn't let anyone know. Senate Majority seat is open. His seat in KY is open. Does MacGrath try to take it? Or could Booker somehow swoop in and do something? Who knows.

    All I'm saying is that 2022 and 2024 would look more interesting if progressives and the left just started jumping in vacancies opened up by comrade covid. It could shortcut the next decade for us if we build dual power fast enough.

    • The_word_of_dog [he/him]
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      My girlfriend and I made an altar last night, full of just a shit ton of dark catholic death symbolism for this.

      I sent a picture of it to my friend and right at that moment, I shit you not, a pack of coyotes just kind of rolled up outside his window and started cackling like mad under the harvest moon.

      We all then joined together in prayer.

      Been a long night. Still awake. Now to the astral realm.

    • thefunkycomitatus [he/him,they/them]
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      Oh it was a Harvest Moon last night and we're getting a twofer with a Blue Moon on Halloween. And the Harvest moon was in Aquarius.

      "Aquarius is represented by the water bearer, the mystical healer who bestows water, or life, upon the land. Accordingly, Aquarius is the most humanitarian astrological sign. These revolutionary thinkers fervently support “power to the people,” aspiring to change the world through radical social progress."

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          https://www.space.com/15455-blue-moon.html

          A "Blue Moon" is a fairly infrequent phenomenon involving the appearance of an additional full moon within a given period.

          The older meaning defines a Blue Moon as the third full moon in a season that has four full moons. Called a seasonal Blue Moon, this occurs about every 2.5 years, according to NASA. More recently, the term Blue Moon has been applied to the second full moon within a single calendar month. There are roughly 29.5 days between full moons, making it unusual for two full moons to fit into a 30- or 31-day-long month. (This means that February will never have a Blue Moon.)

          The next monthly Blue Moon (a second full moon that appears in a single month) will be on Oct. 31, 2020, according to NASA. The last one was on March 31, 2018. There was a seasonal Blue Moon on Saturday, May 21, 2016, and the next one will be in the spring of 2019. The third full moon of that season will be on May 18, 2019.

    • quartz242 [she/her]M
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      Me and my coven are comrade we started our most powerful rite to date an hour before the covid tweet, we are continuing full moon to full moon.

    • VILenin [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I did this with Trump yesterday. I also included Biden so fingers crossed

  • quartz [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Don't forget!

    In the first four days of infection, Covid tests have a 64% false positive rate! That rate only drops to 20% after eight days!

    No matter what the test says, act like he has covid. Mention it to your family. Corn paste it on the walls of your city. There's like a 300% chance biden gets it and just craters.

  • DonCheadleInTheWH [any]
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    4 years ago

    I love that you goobers fell for this Biden PR blitz and slapped it all over front page. Politicians get tested very frequently, and it's guaranteed they were tested before the debate. And if he got it from Trump, it would still be a few more days before results could be made definite.

    • Keeperofthe7keys [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      https://www.newsweek.com/chris-wallace-says-donald-trump-wasnt-tested-covid-pre-debate-because-he-arrived-late-1536086

      Right about it not showing up in the test yet though, give it a few days we'll see if we're lucky enough for a change.

  • LoMeinTenants [any]
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    4 years ago

    Joe Biden is being tested this morning

    Sounds like they're preparing him for a reboot? Time to update the firmware