I've had this one for ~5 months now, but yesterday I posted a comment in /r/politics criticizing people for not defending the rights of journalists by way of them attacking Julian Assange, and we can't have that.
I suppose I'll take suggestions for the new names I'll be making on a VM behind a VPN.
I have spare names that have been aging for months, but the snow must fall on the mountains before the river can flow through the plains.