BigDaddyKaner 7 points 2 hours ago +8 / -1 (edited)
Really? Because my wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy 300 Win Mags and M4 training courses. We won't let them take our straight white male neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our inalienable rights before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up yelling every day now because this is clown world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a coal maker. I made fucking coal. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Stalin remake god it's awful.
Haha Yeah you tell em.... "Coal maker!"
Honestly its almost too easy
JoePCool14 22 points 2 hours ago +22 / -0
I might be looking too deeply into this... but I feel like some divine force is making these animals do these things. You got this incident, the bald eagle taking out the government drone, flies landing on communist politicians, there's been other animal attacks like this on the communist media...
Thanks JoePCool14!
This is in reference to a raccoon attacking a CNN reporter on the white house lawn https://twitter.com/AlisynCamerota/status/1313823194709622786?s=20
Or the bird landing on Fidel's shoulder during his first post-revolution speech, OR the Bernie bird.
Do better TD.
The emu thing was really funny because everyone was aware that there were emus near the presidential house but no one thought a president would attempt to mess with them as they are emus
Yeah I guess idk I'm not super familiar with the profession in the context of modern times
Isn't "coal maker" one of their euphemisms for a biracial sexual relationship? So she's basically cheating on a skinny, pasty white pencil-dick chump with a burly, succulent and satisfying black man?
Or is he cheating on her with a black man? I'm so confused. I don't speak chud natively.
What even is the point of using the NPC wojak in that? The point was NPCs just regurgitate stuff without thinking. That's not happening in this meme. There's no reason for that to be NPC wojak. Can't even meme right.
Have you ever been on right-wing message boards and tried to throw them some absolute fire troll satire sauce, only to discover the stark reality that they all enthusiastically buy into it?
It's fascinating that they'd merrily take on a term with "pede" in the name.
yeah it's some really bizarre optics, if it ever caught on it'd be easy to dunk on
That 70+ dude who goes to the library once a week to go on 4chan :che-laugh:
Filling my fists with moss and reading trans rights articles to clench it into coal
their website looks like a shitty version of the new reddit design, while ours tries to look unique
Hmm what would reddit look like if it launched 4 years earlier? Ahhh yes that's perfect.
Hahahaha I'm just imagining this living pair of Oakleys waking up every morning like R Lee Ermy demonstrating his war face.
That's not a real comment, is it? I think it's real, but someone saying that straight white males are gonna be genocided is just too much for me. Along with the waking up yelling thing?
It's a copypasta, it comes from a 2017 "TDS" comment someone posted on r/politics
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.
I'm not actually sure if it was serious or made by a T_D troll
I am fairly sure the BigDaddyKaner comment is a parody of a post from long ago on some subreddit where the person was a liberal cheese-maker that was preparing to fight against trump or something along such lines.
EDIT: This was it. Found in it r/copypasta, though I wish I had been able to find the screenshot of the original post.
I won't be repeating it. My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier I was a cheese maker. I made fucking cheese. But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.
