• LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]
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    2 months ago

    Calling the volcel-police on myself

    Bake me away toys

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    She could steal my car and run me over with it and I wouldn't even be mad

    • Diuretic_Materialism [he/him]
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      2 months ago
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      She could stab me with that sword and then tell me my head is shaped weird and I would be delighted.

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      2 months ago

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      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

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