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minus-squareVILenin [he/him]hexbear13·4 years agoThey'll have him prerecord messages and write tweets for a variety of different scenarios so they can just pretend he's not dead link
minus-squarethreshold [he/him]hexbear6·4 years agoplease please please let this happen. The conspiracy theory isn't that dead people vote for a CHUD This time, the Chuds vote for a dead president! link
minus-squarechmos [any]hexbear6·4 years agoYou'd have to be an oracle to write tweets in advance of different scenarios this year. "They're telling me now about nukes in YuGANDA. We need nukes in yuganda folks. Big nukes. The best nukes." link
minus-squareWertheimer [any]hexbear2·4 years agoFormer President Gerald Ford died today . . . senselessly eaten by wolves. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96dbrokaw.phtml link
They'll have him prerecord messages and write tweets for a variety of different scenarios so they can just pretend he's not dead
please please please let this happen.
The conspiracy theory isn't that dead people vote for a CHUD This time, the Chuds vote for a dead president!
You'd have to be an oracle to write tweets in advance of different scenarios this year. "They're telling me now about nukes in YuGANDA. We need nukes in yuganda folks. Big nukes. The best nukes."
Former President Gerald Ford died today . . . senselessly eaten by wolves. https://snltranscripts.jt.org/96/96dbrokaw.phtml