Yell the N Word at a black man begging you to come at him so he can shoot you, literally saying "Fuck around and find out"

Decide you don't want to fuck with this guy

Walk off and immediately pick a fight with the first person you see

Get shot

Die

lmfao

  • BOK6669 [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    i say it one last time bcos i gotta go, but security is really easy to get into and is often a really fucking easy ass job that pays well.

    i know the meme is "haha security guard dumb trumpo guy" but think about it, you spend all day getting paid to potentially fuck around on your phone/read/do whatever you want? security is like the true grift for the working class. prolly even a couple lefties here who do security as a means to an end

      • BOK6669 [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        you dont have to intimidate people unionizing with a private security company anymore, the capitalist won that battle a long time ago

      • BOK6669 [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        bouncer prolly leagues more work than being a security guard.

        Generally security cant even put hands on you without losing their jobs. The main role is to call the cops and deter

        • Bread_In_Baltimore [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          These people absolutely can put their hands on you. These guys aren't like the loss prevention guys at best buy that check your receipts lol Pinkertons are armed guards that are given much more leeway than regular people when it comes to violence. They're like private cops that can use the force a cop can but can't fully arrest you. They absolutely can detain you until police show up, and they can get away with shooting someone much easier than a "civilian".

          • BOK6669 [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            Maybe, It depends which Federal Security Contractor youre talking about too, theres more than just Pinkerton.

            How i see it is that the guards are just legal sponges, can't get in trouble if it was a guard acting out of his orders, is the line of thinking these contractor business owners have. if the guard gets physical and if there is any shadow of wrongdoing (which there often is because their training is often INCREDIBLY RUSHED AND TERRIBLE) they get taken off the contract.

            Most security ppl like how cooshy the job is and arent willing to risk their bad training and safety for the easy money. Often the ones who do actually do their job are the stupid ones who end up getting removed.

            • DJWalnut [she/her]
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              4 years ago

              so it's actually an easy job? would I be a class trator to become one? what if I do my job badly? I'm desperate for work lol

              • BOK6669 [none/use name]
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                4 years ago

                It all depends where you are doing security. You have to do your research, ask questions. Ask security even. Sometimes you just gotta jump and not look sometimes

                Dont let a bunch of online only rich trust fund leftists tell you how to survive and get by

                If you do it keep your politics to yourself

              • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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                4 years ago

                You can totally make it work. When I was doing security for concerts, searching bags and whatnot, I'd leave everyone's food and drugs exactly where I found them, say nothing and send them on their way.