From the note in the window:

”While we are not a political organization…”

“…a unique opportunity to shine a light on the positive impact of small businesses here in Feasterville…”

Despite just being a one man LLC you created on LegalZoom and a PO box for the bills, being a McDonalds is not checks notes a small business.

fuuuuuuuuuuuck yooooouuuuuu