All we have to do is knock over Toppam Hat and SODOR WOULD BE OURS

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I just want to drive around making friends, seeing the countryside, and running over suicidal people to traumatise the little men inside my head. I want to burn coal without government regulation and make children repair me with their little hands. If I could spend all day boosting the profits of early industrialists in Victorian or Edwardian England, that track would be a snail trail of cum.