I'm sure it would matter if their ideologies were remotely relevant to a reality
i literally had to read this like 4 times to parse their names correctly
if he gives them all powerful sedatives and they wake up in gimp suits chained to the basement wall, that's just the market working. eventually word will get around about the disappearances and customers will stop frequenting the establishment
Their poor love child, Rand Rand, was orphaned and captured by child slavers.
Their receipt has small print where in they agreed to binding arbitration that limits their compensation to the cost of the drink (should they prevail).
The 3 Paul's walk into a bar,,,,,,, and split their heads open on it. Construction safety regulations were rolled back it seems..